OK, Here’s More about ralph

Ralph is the father of a toddler, a Puerto Rican who can’t speak Spanish, and a husband to a Jewish wife. I know, I know—where will he ever find inspiration for his material?

Ralph is a New York-based stand up comic. You may have also seen him at the Boston Comedy Festival, the Cleveland Comedy Festival, the Hoboken Comedy Festival or Starbucks. Probably Starbucks.

When he isn’t on stage or being a dad, he’s busy being an advertising creative director.

QUOTES

“Ralph likes comedy more than sex. At least I hope he does, because he’s much better at comedy.”
— Ralph’s Wife

“I’d give it three more months and if he doesn’t start making some real money, leave him. There’s room for you and the baby here.”
—Overheard from Wife’s Mom